• No one will like us on Facebook
• Paula Deen can’t eat fried butter anymore
• Tebowie
• Italian boat sinks without the cowardly captain
• Victoria’s Secret says NO FATTIES!

Because the real Titanic was not real enough:

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Let’s face it.  Tonights show is all about the gays:

• Tracy Morgan – gay bashing
• Lady Gaga – loved by the gays
• LeBron James – cries like a gay
• Prop 8 – gay judge can make an unbiased decision about the gays
• Dan rails on Facebook stupidity – Dan’s gay

And much more gayness!

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Another short-handed show.

• Dan’s trip to Disney
• Reminiscing about old shows
• No Facebook for tweenagers
• DHS is developing Minority Report (no, really)

The exceptionally old show we reference can be found here.

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Things what are beaten:

• Arnold has a bastard
• Evansville, IN is full of fatties
• Chicago Bulls are studs
• Awesome TV shows are cancelled
• The Crew eats dog biscuits on the air

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Listen to the show to find out what that means.

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